I'm going to explain my weekend to you, oh internet blog. This weekend was actually supposed to be one of the best of my life.

So it all starts off with me getting a ticket for rolling a stop sign. Oh well, not a big deal, I just have to ACTUALLY get a job now. But my parents were leaving this weekend so David and I would have the house to ourselves. We decided to have a small gathering with drinking and card games, and for once I decided to drink. So I end up getting completely smashed and get in the car with a very very very hammered driver. Don't ask me why, because I couldn't tell you. I'll just have you know I wanted to get out and tried to stop him from driving. I ended up kicking him out of his seat and driving us home. I stole his keys and hid in my house. Meanwhile everyone back at my house was freaking out about the whole situation. So of course me, being a huge idiot, decided to lock myself in the bathroom to have some alone time. This caused chaos and my parents were called and my Mom came over. I decided to run away and hide at Jordy's house. This got me nowhere, because in about an hour my Mom called me threatening to kill herself. I had to talk to my mom for about an hour before she calmed down and told me where she was and that she would come pick me up. So the next day my mom wakes up and goes to her lawyer's office and talk to her. She tells me that I'm no longer allowed to live at my Dad's house because he left me home alone for the weekend with a 17 year old boy AND I don't have my own room, just the basement with curtains. I'm also apparently not allowed to live with my Mother either because she is emotionally unstable and threatens to take her life. So we decide to go to the Cochrane Mental Health clinic in order to sort some things out. But of course, on the way there my mom's car dies. So we have to walk all the way there and all the way back. So here I am, sitting on my best friend's living room floor unsure of where I will be living for the next few weeks until shit is sorted out.

MY LIFE IS A TRAIN WRECK RIGHT NOW